W13-Hey Ho, Let’s Go | April 23, 2010

ha ha hammer ha ha ha ha hammer ha I walk my parlor floor,
ha ha hammer ha ha ha ha hammer ha I walk my parlor floor,
ha ha hammer ha ha ha ha hammer ha I walk my parlor floor,
ha ha hammer ha ha ha ha hammer ha I walk my parlor floor,
ha ha hammer ha ha ha ha hammer ha I walk my parlor floor,

Barney’s Regular Depression | March 12, 2010

to being However,
However, plans or
abate. a Mixed Episode
every a Major Depressive Episode
mood to these guilt or are However,
during However, mild However, toxin or Moreover,
be one’s predict
predict these lowed
unless an irreversible dementia
often a Major Depressive Episode
wish of prior fully lowed are predict
review predict self predict being lowed predict
an other failure
failure aches high
return an irreversible dementia
often [...]

W4-Barney is dead | February 19, 2010

I with you
You mood me
death a drawn sleep,
than a death big hug
and a than with me to some
least you say you have me too

My program this week is based on alpha_replace and attempts to exploit the absurd innocence of Barney, and cross it over with a dictionary built out of the DSM-IV section regarding major depression.

W2-Torbreck Australian | February 4, 2010

excellent. This deep
drowning opens with a pleasant
well
drowning with this
dry and quite prolonged. This
drowning the will enhance
the need for more of it. I

The program generates luscious, dry and full bodied poetry from wine reviews. The program expects a text file, cuts the line after “is” is found and prints, if “is” is not found it searches for “wine” and replaces it with “drowning”, The resulting poem is then outputted into a text file. Source wine review is found here